But they get it, don't they? You spend between 20 mins and 2 hours every day telling colleagues, family and friends about how awful they are, time which would be better spent working or replenishing. Not only that, they also occupy a sizable space in your head which could be better used for creativity, mastery, even pleasure.
You should really be charging them rent and reparations for lost chunks of your life and sense of humour...
Or you could sign up for the scale-ability People Program and simply evict them.